Allism Shuts The Fuck Up

Well it should anyway

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I have fixed the world!

Wait… nope autism speaks still exists, fuck.

Well I fixed my blog’s title!

The rest of the world should follow along shortly.

(or, more accurately, I can resume yelling at allism.  WHICHEVER.)

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I am sort of sad that I can’t take photos of my allistic family members and be all “LOOK AT THE POOR ALLISTICS”

'cause I lack allistic family members, except my mom.  But I don't want to use her picture anyway.

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Allism Shuts The Fuck Up

Okay so!

I made this blog on a whim, but I think it’s going to be an attempt to force myself to be slightly LESS hermity for this next month.

In that I’m probably going to try to make myself write some sort of post about allism/allistic supremacy, etc. on this blog for the next month.

Of course I have like no executive functioning so we’ll see how well that turns out.

But anyway! It’ll probably be highly snarky and less serious analysis; I assume anyone following this blog likely already is familiar with the bulk of serious analysis or knows which blogs to go to for that. (I’d point you all at my main blog but lately I’ve been almost exclusively blogging about video games so, not so useful.  Unless you’re interested in my thoughts on Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning anyway)

The blog’s icon is Poorly Drawn Cthulhu eating Autism Speaks, and the name is basically a reversal of “autism speaks,” if you missed the references.  The background is orange because orange is the opposite of blue.  (Well I think yellow might be, but I’m not entirely clear there.  Yellow is reversing the RGB values of blue anyway.)

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Also I find it kind of ironic that the month that’s supposed to be about autistic people starts on April Fool’s day, which, you know, is the most fucking allistic holiday ever.

Except of course its actually about allistic people.  So I guess its appropriate.

(Source: thenameoftheworms)

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More then 9 in 10 people is afflicted with allism, and despite what some idealists believe, this rate has more or less remained steady.

Traits include:

  • Lack of empathy, especially towards people with different communication styles
  • A belief that how your brain works is morally superior
  • Use of vague, imprecise language
  • Failure to respect sensory boundaries
  • Markedly unrestricted diet
  • Abnormally high tolerance for the pain of eye contact
  • A tendency to say untrue things with the assumption that people will recognize that they are untrue (a phenomenon known as “sarcasm”)
  • An apparent sixth sense for detecting things such as “sarcasm” and “subtext”
  • A tendency to view their more normal family members as extensions of themselves.
  • and many, many more.

Your child (and you, for that matter) is far more likely to suffer from allism then to die in a car crash.

There is no known cure.

Reblog if you support a cure for this terrible family destroying blight.

(post is snark/sarcasm)

(Source: thenameoftheworms)

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I don’t even know what I’m going to use this blog for.

Probably snarking at autism speaks.

But anyway I made it on a whim.